I just receive the following phone call: Caller: "Hello Grandpa, this is your Grand Daughter I have laryngitis so I don't sound like myself" Me: "You certainly don't, which Grand Daughter? " Caller: "What do you mean? " Me: "Well, I have several" Caller: "Your Oldest" Me: "Oh, OK" (Suspicious because she should have said her name.) Me: "Is everything OK" Caller: "No" Me: "What's the matter?" CALLER: "I was visiting a friend in Niagara Falls and on my way home, I was involved in a car accident." Me: "Are you OK" Caller: "Yes every one is fine" Me: "And the car" Caller: "The car is fine. This woman came out of nowhere and I hit her but she's OK." Me: "Thank God" Caller: "Yes, but when the cops came, the asked if I was drinking. I told them no but, because I'm taking medicine for my l...