I just receive the following phone call:  Caller: "Hello Grandpa, this is your Grand Daughter   I have laryngitis so I don't sound like myself"  Me:  "You certainly don't, which Grand Daughter? "  Caller: "What do you mean? "  Me:  "Well, I have several"  Caller:  "Your Oldest"  Me:  "Oh, OK" (Suspicious because she should have said her name.)  Me:  "Is everything OK"  Caller:  "No"  Me:  "What's the matter?"  CALLER:  "I was visiting a friend in Niagara Falls and on my way home, I was involved in a car accident."  Me:  "Are you OK"  Caller:  "Yes every one is fine"  Me:  "And the car"  Caller:  "The car is fine. This woman came out of nowhere and I hit her but she's OK."  Me:  "Thank God"  Caller:  "Yes, but when the cops came, the asked if I was drinking. I told them no but, because I'm taking medicine for my l...