Happy Birthday, U.S.A.!

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(A Rhyme to Celebrate the Red, White & Woohoo!)

🎂Hey there, U.S.A.—you’re lookin’ great!

Two hundred and forty-something, but still first-rate!

Your stripes are crisp, your stars still gleam,

You’re the original American Dream!

📜Born on the 4th with fireworks and flair,

You shouted “Freedom!” into the summer air.

Your founding was messy, loud, and bold—

Like every barbecue tale ever told.

🎇You’ve had your hiccups (and some flat-out blunders),

But your comeback game? Still full of wonders.

From sea to shining sea you roam,

A mix of fries, jazz, and mobile home.

🗽We bicker, we vote, we fiercely debate,

But don’t you dare doubt—we still think you’re great!

Because through the chaos, one thing rings true:

We get to be weird. Thanks to you.

🥧Apple pie, porch flags, and hot dogs on buns,

Sparklers in hand, we salute with our puns.

You're not just a country; you're a grand ol’ show—

With cowboy hats and Wi-Fi that sometimes says “No.”

🎤So here’s to the land of the brave and the free,

Where dreams run wild—and occasionally on three.

From rockets to rock ‘n’ roll, jazz to Jay-Z,

You’ve built quite the playlist, Land of the Free!

🎁So blow out your candles, stand proud and tall,

You’ve survived TikTok, reality shows, and all.

Raise a glass of iced tea (or maybe rosé),

And shout it with pride—HAPPY BIRTHDAY, U.S.A.!

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