Happy Birthday, U.S.A.!
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(A Rhyme to Celebrate the Red, White & Woohoo!)
🎂Hey there, U.S.A.—you’re lookin’ great!
Two hundred and forty-something, but still first-rate!
Your stripes are crisp, your stars still gleam,
You’re the original American Dream!
📜Born on the 4th with fireworks and flair,
You shouted “Freedom!” into the summer air.
Your founding was messy, loud, and bold—
Like every barbecue tale ever told.
🎇You’ve had your hiccups (and some flat-out blunders),
But your comeback game? Still full of wonders.
From sea to shining sea you roam,
A mix of fries, jazz, and mobile home.
🗽We bicker, we vote, we fiercely debate,
But don’t you dare doubt—we still think you’re great!
Because through the chaos, one thing rings true:
We get to be weird. Thanks to you.
🥧Apple pie, porch flags, and hot dogs on buns,
Sparklers in hand, we salute with our puns.
You're not just a country; you're a grand ol’ show—
With cowboy hats and Wi-Fi that sometimes says “No.”
🎤So here’s to the land of the brave and the free,
Where dreams run wild—and occasionally on three.
From rockets to rock ‘n’ roll, jazz to Jay-Z,
You’ve built quite the playlist, Land of the Free!
🎁So blow out your candles, stand proud and tall,
You’ve survived TikTok, reality shows, and all.
Raise a glass of iced tea (or maybe rosé),
And shout it with pride—HAPPY BIRTHDAY, U.S.A.!
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